Obviously if I were a good citizen, I'd be watching the debates tonight.
So now that cat's outta the bag.
I have a hard time with debates; it might be because I never know the answers to any of the questions, or it might be that it's too much thinking for a weeknight. Most likely it's because I'm always convinced by whoever's talking at the moment. (Which gets really confusing when it's down to two candidates.)
Either way, election season is cruising along, while I'm befuddled by the pairing of "billion" and "dollars." Since I never really hold more than five dollars at a time, those words rattle like loose change in my head.
This is why I don't watch debates.
I wonder, though, whether your family is like mine when it comes to politics. I wonder if, around the Thanksgiving table, you've got Democrats and Republicans and Libertarians and Independents chewing on turkey all at the same time. It's like a little miracle of peace brought about by pumpkin pie.
And then you finish eating turkey and dressing, and head back to everyday life. Sitting safe at your computer, the Facebook debates begin. Before it's all over, you tie yourself into knots, sacrificing peace for the sake of politicians.
But I wonder what would happen if we skipped all that mess this year. What if we remembered that while the President will change every so often, our loved ones will be
stuck with us for life?
After all, they're not numbskulls. (Everybody knows numbskullery runs in families.)
Let the Fun Begin,Becki*