Wednesday, February 2, 2011

My First Official Recipe Post!

Ok, so cooking blogs are big, aren't they? (You: "I know, right?") So in an effort to keep your interest, I'll share a real-life home-cooked disaster recipe, which I may or may not have cooked up this very evening.

1.5 lbs. ground beef
1 can tomato sauce
8 oz. water
chili spices (No need for measurements; trust me.)
trash can

1) Brown ground beef; drain. Return to pan.

2) Add tomato sauce to beef, but be too lazy to open entire lid. Instead, allow contents to drizzle out of a small opening. (This is important. Trust me again, friend.)

3) Finish opening empty can's lid. Turn on water and prepare to fill can.

4) See this:

5) Cry. Shout. Pray for mercy.

6) Forget the water. Forget the spices. Throw your hard work into the trash, and serve your family carrots and fish sticks. The end.

Now isn't cooking fun?

Truth-in-blogging Disclosure: No one could make this stuff up; welcome to my kitchen. 



  1. Hey, we still ate thought! :)

  2. Yes, we still ate -- but not the mold. And I think I know who you are, Mr. Anonymous! :)

  3. funny lady! I love your blog, so cute, and well written. Book next?

  4. Thanks, Allison! I think I need some practice (um, and maybe something to write about . . .) before I write a book. Haha!